best evarrr
i own the world. it is my love slave. - every time i try to embrace reality i fucking end up meeting people like you. - money is no object. you’re an object. - so how about taking your clothes off ? - quality isn’t job one. being totally fucking amazing is job one. - the more unrealistic the dream, the more it excited me. - eat pussy. drink beer. hell yeah. - blood is the only taste there is. - it wasn’t a relationship. it was a four-year sympathy fuck. - you don’t look fat in that. you only look fat when you’re naked. - i will love you forever. so long as the sex maintains its current level. - dreams die quickly or kill slowly. - there’s nothing to take, there’s only giving. i hate that. - love is like butterfly. (flies around for about a week then dies etc.) - being young is easy. all you have to do is not die and find sex.